Moore eSSentials Terms and Conditions
Please read these Terms and Conditions (“Agreement”, “Terms and Conditions”) carefully before using mooreessentials.com (“the Site”) operated by Moore eSSentials (“us”, “we”, or “our”). This Agreement sets forth the legally binding terms and conditions for your use of the Site at mooreessentials.com. I know you are tempted to breeze past these, but to do so would ignore the efforts put in by some lawyer guy.
By accessing or using the Site in any manner, including, but not limited to, visiting or browsing the Site or contributing content or other materials to the Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions. Capitalized terms are defined in this Agreement. Un-capitalized (“lowercase”) terms you must look up on your own.
The Site and its original content, features and functionality are owned by Moore eSSentials and are protected by international copyright, trademark, patent, trade secret and other intellectual property or proprietary rights laws. Any attempt to steal them by any means to include, but not limited to, URL manipulation or general sneaking about will be met with cold hard justice.
We may terminate your access to the Site, without cause or notice, which may result in the forfeiture and destruction of all information associated with you. All provisions of this Agreement that by their nature should survive termination shall survive termination, including, without limitation, ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnity, and limitations of liability.
You are roughly halfway through, and I didn’t think you would make it this far. You are truly a scholar.
Our Site may contain links to third-party sites that are not owned or controlled by Moore eSSentials.
This Agreement (and any further rules, polices, or guidelines incorporated by reference) shall be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of Illinois, United States, without giving effect to any principles of conflicts of law. Really, you should also read the US Constitution. Contrary to some sources, it was not written on hemp, but on animal skin based parchment. The National Archives claim there is no secret treasure map on it, but would not let me see it for verification.
We reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to modify or replace these Terms and Conditions by posting the updated terms on the Site. Your continued use of the Site after any such changes constitutes your acceptance of the new Terms and Conditions. We consider it a sacred oath, akin to marriage, and you should keep up with the pre-nup. See the next clause.
Please review this Agreement periodically for changes. If you do not agree to any of this Agreement or any changes to this Agreement, do not use, access or continue to access the Site or discontinue any use of the Site immediately. We do not agree to disagree. This is a take it or leave it deal.